From the beginning, we said that we wanted our library of blog posts to be a resource for anything and everything related to trees, tree health, maintenance, education, and everything in between. And while we’ve done a pretty good job of that over the years — no one ever said we had to stick to being merely educational and informative. We can have a little fun with our profession, too.
After all, tree service guys love to laugh! That said, we scoured the internet and compiled our Top 25 list of tree jokes.
25 Tree Jokes Sure To Get You Smiling and Laughing
Why do trees make the worst frenemies? Because they are the best at throwing shade!
Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
What did the single tree say to the bush? I don’t want no shrub. A shrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Why do trees love watching Star Trek? They. Can relate to the Captain’s log.
Which dating app do trees use? Timber.
What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Septimbeeeeeeer.
Why are trees the best networkers? They’re constantly branching out.
Why did the evil queen cut down all the trees in the kingdom? She was jealous because all of them had bigger crowns than her.
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
Don’t worry … the tree jokes don’t stop there …
Why do trees hate tests? They always get stumped by the questions.
What did the tree say to its favorite athlete? I’m rooting for you.
What did the Jedi say to the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What is the most frustrating thing about being a tree? Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.
How do you identify a math tree? It has square roots.
How does a tree get on the Internet? They log on.
What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
Only five more tree jokes to go …
What do you call a military tree that doesn’t return on time? Absent without leaf.
Did you know I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes.
Why do trees make great thieves? Sticky fingers.
How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink? It won’t stop texting its ax.
How do two rival trees get along? They sign a peace tree-ty.
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